Crack Me Open Quail Egg Funny Fortune Gift Handmade Personalized Gag Gift

Crack it. Read it. Question your life choices. A real, farm-raised quail eggshell containing a tiny fortune, terrible prediction, questionable piece of wisdom, loving message—or whatever other nonsense happens to be hiding inside. We raise the quail right here on our farm, then carefully empty and clean each shell by hand before turning it into a tiny crackable surprise. Each single egg comes nestled inside its own little gift box and includes: • One genuine hollow quail eggshell • One surprise message tucked inside • Individual gift box • Mostly recycled/upcycled packing materials • An unreasonable amount of personality for something produced by a very small bird Even the packing gets the Merde treatment. The crinkle filler is handmade from discarded/reclaimed book pages whenever available, giving materials that might otherwise be thrown away another life. THE FORTUNES Choose random and leave your fate in our questionable hands. 😂 Messages may be sweet, absurd, mildly insulting, strangely encouraging, or completely useless. Examples include: “ONE OF YOUR PETS HAS A FAVORITE. IT ISN’T YOU.” “YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. JUST NOT TODAY. (PROBABLY.)” “WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY.” Or personalize your egg with your own message! Fortunes can be handwritten or printed, depending on your preference and order size. Want something loving instead? Absolutely. Birthdays, announcements, proposals, inside jokes,...